List of painfully funny nouns and mismatched modifiers for mad-libs with free 11 X 17″ poster

Painfully Funny Nouns-4Download the poster here for free.

maximal mushroom
spray loaf
jealous carnival
scary iguana
rainbow jet ski
neon gentlefolk
jittery bridge
careful banjo
lonely bumble bee
plain-speaking cheese
alert basketball
drab cat
wrecked goldfish
impressive bear
quaint cabbage
unbiased clown
joyful calculator
meaningful mortician
nuclear jellybean
festive hyena
headless horseman
defeated massage parlor
pregnant grandma
eye-rolling amish folk
majestic disgust
first friends
splendid bipolar cupcake
bad tempered nun
bad button
stinky bunny
jumbled extremist
barbaric bunny
insufficient farmer
everyday father
bored cherries
layer lizards
operational hat
fluorescent lettuce
wide-eyed alligator
musical city boy
unmotivated burglar alarm
harmless gym rat
grinning guardsman
joint natural childbirth
temporary laser beam
pure cows
sticky banshee
flawless dingle berry
wary bread
demoralized slippers
calm cats
irregular hairy legs
screaming camera
minimal marshmallow
thundering comb
rat breeder
assured cake
irritating bogeyman
pretend bargain breaker
love-lorn check mark
vibrant jeans
unimaginative bee
solid juice
goosey banana
painful breakfast table
hopeful lined snake
bleak loaf of bread
cloak-and-dagger terrier
speckled goblin
wicked boot
faithless fish
muted hydrant
dog like cactus
happy-go-lucky celery
blotchy monster
geographic cave man
sizzling nail gun
boundless grape
sensitive battle
amicable cavity search
faded fear
trustworthy bomb
flaky clover
ingrained mitten
sincere grass
noisy chicken
fatal lips
satiny mummy
uptight amish sect
unnecessary leg
preventable deer antler
expendable eggs
spotless horses
masked bread
topmost mermaid egg
evident kitty
significant bird
annoyed brick
tender clocks
bicolor mom
hateful applesauce
cowardly bed
wasteful clouds
reclusive huckleberry
innermost credit
ample feather
colorful chickens
productive belly dance
dappled electric shock
dirty carpenter
rotten anaconda
satisfactory idiot
psychedelic insect
whispering basin
illogical brakes
stern clam
sleepy beetle
valuable ducks
different corn cake
inaccurate eskimo
acclaimed barrel
coincidental cannon
lusterless hell
wise barn
surly amphibian
intact jelly
residue fairy
worried airplane
crafty bird brain
soulless coach
arrogant bucket
brilliant cork
slippery committee
lame hitman
mutual kittens