Numbered list of 240 Hilarious Phrases with Free 11′ X 17″ Poster

 

1. edgy bond
2. fancy pain
3. lean monkey
4. huggable rat
5. dying talker
6. drapey truth
7. dead lettuce
8. creamy dummy
9. fluffy poser
10. best failure
11. intuitive pig
12. mistaken mood
13. complex guilt
14. crazed master
15. haunted trust
16. hybrid grouch
17. dapper misery
18. furry blunder
19. crazy revenge
20. enormous toast
21. lousy incident
22. fun freeloader
23. crawly mistake
24. gruesome snake
25. floaty problem
26. mammoth kibble
27. must-have creep
28. content dirtbag
29. discounted hurt
30. magical blunder
31. deepest wrinkle
32. maniacal regret
33. evil stir stick
34. joyful jealousy
35. full-grown baby
36. elephantine pig
37. keepsake machete
38. far away jackass
39. developed wanker
40. chauvinistic pup
41. deceitful lapdog
42. buxom personality
43. good wagging tail
44. crushing dickhead
45. limited towelette
46. generous patience
47. bad striped hyena
48. housebroken theft
49. boring heartbreak
50. frightening smell
51. friendly overlord
52. comforting grouch
53. bull-headed lover
54. emotional traitor
55. dimpled sheep dip
56. curvy bouncy ball
57. dark sorry excuse
58. defined hissy fit
59. flexible bullshit
60. irresponsible pal
61. considerate louse
62. distended mistake
63. foolish extremity
64. kingly wild sheep
65. iconic totem pole
66. long-legged beetle
67. hateful life raft
68. electric violence
69. manipulative quirk
70. crummy marshmallow
71. heartwarming enemy
72. distinctive injury
73. full of rage fraud
74. mellow pack leader
75. lovable sleazeball
76. limp striped hyena
77. gangly nonbeliever
78. contemporary queen
79. cushioned nibblets
80. chunky drug addict
81. common toilet seat
82. bloody indignation
83. crate-trained mood
84. dense chicken stew
85. flawed new version
86. engineered apology
87. killer mental case
88. colored snuggle bug
89. mighty bad judgment
90. cold-hearted eskimo
91. instinctual dumbass
92. jealous bored child
93. lush notion of love
94. legendary falseness
95. functional tentacle
96. easy-to-play excuse
97. heinous grouchiness
98. glamorous corn cake
99. hoppy liquid oxygen
100. intoxicating nut job
101. humiliating big jerk
102. cheerful toilet seat
103. big-bellied bad mood
104. mixed-media princess
105. micro-brewed revenge
106. eccentric coffee pot
107. cocky matrimonial law
108. easy-to-drive schmuck
109. kid-friendly mimicker
110. jolly mad cow disease
111. mischievous hypocrite
112. drunk planetary house
113. freshly brewed meanie
114. confrontational freak
115. eco-friendly disgrace
116. foamy dentist’s drill
117. brokenhearted druggie
118. disappointing pervert
119. cheap natural history
120. dumpy sealed off tomb
121. double-crossing storm
122. bitchy peace offering
123. easy-to-train villain
124. expensive shoe string
125. friendless deer antler
126. form-fitting ice cream
127. dainty sneaky criminal
128. dirty wild, wild sheep
129. lightning-fast cheater
130. cask-conditioned freak
131. moody descending color
132. meaningful clan member
133. defiant space emulator
134. measly planetary house
135. high-flying cocksucker
136. control-top light bulb
137. imported wandering eye
138. entertaining intention
139. inappropriate big jerk
140. compassionate bad mood
141. beautiful elastic band
142. fuzzy travel guidebook
143. busty descending color
144. irrational gold-digger
145. memorable pizza cutter
146. gloomy promise-breaker
147. bottled sweet tailpipe
148. insane volcanic crater
149. huge positive feedback
150. embarrassing hairy legs
151. loving informal request
152. brainless ways of world
153. encouraging main people
154. high-performance weasel
155. long-limbed weed wacker
156. laidback disappointment
157. loitering second chance
158. cheeky keepsake machete
159. grumpy joke of a person
160. manual background story
161. limber hiking companion
162. high-waisted sweetheart
163. backstabbing misfortune
164. energetic fluffy clouds
165. haunting musical chairs
166. lively mad-dog skullcap
167. corrupt broken promises
168. loose general knowledge
169. long distance patrolman
170. creepy dirty coffee cup
171. crappy lack of morality
172. brewery-fresh sleazeball
173. caught red-handed pistol
174. lonely candlestick maker
175. half-obedient radio beam
176. comic divergent thinking
177. bright-eyed double fault
178. fully lined suckling pig
179. dynamic electric furnace
180. feminine change for good
181. chilled good-for-nothing
182. grouchy remnant of chaos
183. colossal love of her life
184. craft-brewed police squad
185. distressed useless brakes
186. ill-tempered modern times
187. family-friendly extremity
188. flattering space emulator
189. fuel-efficient litter pan
190. missing multi-billionaire
191. everlasting railroad worm
192. decorative physical abuse
193. hard-hitting stick figure
194. metallic manipulating ass
195. caught-in-the-act jackass
196. frightful control account
197. large sphere of influence
198. bat-shit crazy amish folk
199. dressed-up useless brakes
200. high-agility verbal abuse
201. eager-to-please nightmare
202. connected mental disorder
203. interesting ship’s captain
204. fang-tastic hunting ground
205. cat-friendly reading party
206. ice-cold lack of judgement
207. hack-and-slash laser beams
208. driving rough-skinned newt
209. bottle-conditioned trainer
210. heartfelt informal request
211. deceased lack of judgement
212. happy skull and crossbones
213. heartbreaking stick figure
214. mixed breed physical abuse
215. empathetic volcanic crater
216. bone-chilling legal warrant
217. disobedient promise-breaker
218. full-flavored lack of trust
219. miniature police department
220. intellectual rocket science
221. greedy personal credit line
222. hand-washed love of her life
223. favorite indirect expression
224. moisture-wicking frustration
225. family-owned fluffy slippers
226. elastic pile of decomposition
227. macro-brewed knight’s service
228. flat-chested man of my dreams
229. full-bodied preventive strike
230. leggy fact that I don’t think
231. custom-built abnormal behavior
232. family-oriented sweet tailpipe
233. crazy cute meeting with my mom
234. intelligent confusing situation
235. front-wheel drive gaming laptop
236. faster four-legged family member
237. ghoulishly delightful merry bells
238. half-priced mathematics department
239. four-wheel drive snake-in-the-grass
240. critically acclaimed serious question