Random Idioms, phrases and sayings for writing

Get liquored up
If you want a thing done well, do it yourself
Get leg over
Drive someone around the bend
Judge between
Fight to the death
My gut tells me
Don’t waste your time
Hug the porcelain god
I’m shaking
Doom and gloom
No where to be found
Don’t give a fig
I don’t want to alarm you, but
Not to care a rap
Why that doesn’t surprise me?
I can live with that
Not to be sneezed at
What the blazes?
I take the fifth
I gotta fly
I don’t have time to catch my breath
Forget it, I got my orders.
If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride
Fighting chance
Down and out
Don’t have a pot to piss in
No way in hell
Nearly fall off chair
What the fish?
Don’t give it a thought
Don’t go there girlfriend
See you next summer
Faster than a speeding bullet
Don’t get me wrong
Don’t tell a soul
Don’t give a shit
Don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater
Why men rule?
Don’t give a whoop
Judge not, lest ye be judged
Don’t hang up
Don’t give it another thought
I kid you not
Fate worse than death
Bite my ass
Feed the kitty
I wouldn’t touch it with a ten-foot pole
Oh, dear god
Fight tooth and claw
Oh, crap, it’s monday
Dressed to the nines
Drive someone up the wall
Bite me!
Feel hard done-by
Judge a book by its cover, one can’t
I’m listening
Drag heels
Forget it, drive on.
How’s the wife?
Don’t have a clue
Fast and loose
I’m outa here
I’m outie
I can accept that
Float on air
What the hell have i?
My god
Don’t you dare
I don’t want to wear out my welcome
I would not wish on
How the land lies
How time flies
Get me out of here
How’s the family?
No way out
What’s on?
I wet myself
I’m history
Don’t have a prayer
Bite off more than could chew
Really bad joke
No matter how you slice it
What the hell happened to me?
I wouldn’t trust as far as I could throw
Forget ’em if they can’t take a joke
See what you know
What’s new pussycat?
I could spit!
I couldn’t ask you to do that
Oh, dear
Easy does it!
I’ve got to fly
Don’t worry
Fight your way out
Easier said than done
No win situation
Don’t get your bowels in an uproar!
See you later, alligator
See you again
Eat out of hand
I spoke too soon
What the doctor ordered?
I doubt it
What’s new with you?
Never fails
How dumb do you think I am?
See you in hell
Forget about it
I’m gone
Not guilty
Fighting words
See with half an eye
I know what you mean
Nail someone to the wall
Drain the dragon
No use crying over spilt milk
How strange, etc. is that?
I stand corrected
Why didn’t I think of that?
See with the naked eye
Far from it
See you in a little while
Never give a sucker an even break
If you believe that, you’ll believe anything!
Don’t have a nice day
I don’t mind telling you
Why the hell not?
Oh, for pete’s sake
Ease off
Forget it, I got my assignment. rip.
Don’t give two hoots
How’s every little thing?
But at what price
Fight with
Forget it, cuz. It don’t even matter.
Drive to despair
If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys
Oh, dear lord
Hug the porcelain goddess
How they hanging?
Oh, for the love of god
I can’t accept that
Why the long face?
Not a dog’s chance
Butt of a joke
Don’t have a cat in hell’s chance
What the eye doesn’t see, the heart doesn’t grieve over
How does that grab you?
Thick-skulled
Couldn’t drag me away
What the devil?
See what I mean
Stupid but funny
I’m not kidding
Get lost
Get loose
Don’t give up your day job
Forget the haters.
Eat out of house and home
Eat like a horse
No way jose
Not to stand on ceremony
Bitch alert
Drive round the bend
Don’t give houseroom
How’s the world treating you?
Why do I bother?
Don’t give me any of your lip!
Don’t forget to update your resume
Dressed to the teeth
My lips are sealed
Don’t give a shoot meter
Don’t give me that!
What’s on my mind?
See you around, sam!
Why the freak?
What’s really going on?
Don’t give a bugger
Drunk and disorderly
I wasn’t brought up in the woods to be scared by owls
I will believe it when I see it
Bite my shiny metal ass
I’ve been there
What the bloody hell?
What’s my name?
Don’t give a tinker’s curse
No, no, a thousand times no!
Forget I said anything
What the flip is going on”?
I can take it or leave it
See you next time
Feel hot and cold
Oh, baby
Stupid dumb idiot club
Stupid man syndrome
What the dickens?
How goes it?
Get me a beer
What say you?
What the buck?
See you in another life
How’s tricks?
Down and dirty
Don’t give a stuff
Feed to the lions
Don’t go any further
I was up all night with a sick friend
I’m out of here
I doubt that
No love lost
Why does it matter?
I couldn’t agree more
If that don’t beat all!
Why do you ask?
Nail in coffin
I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy
Take a joke
What the flip are you talking about?
That’ll do.
Drive someone crazy
I need it yesterday
I’m there!
Don’t give a tinker’s damn
My house is your house
Don’t go away
What the papers say?
Flog a dead horse
Don’t forget to write
Drive round the twist
Get laid
What the crap?
Far from the madding crowd
Why does this always happen to me?
If worst comes to worst
Don’t get up
I’m shaking in fear
Ease up
Don’t go there
How’s that again?
How’s that for
Don’t you wish!
I’d rather face a firing squad than do
Don’t have a cow, man
Eat it up
If you want peace, prepare for war
What’s on tap for today?
First hundred years are the hardest
Drag name through the mire
Get lucky
Never fear
I don’t need this!
No way! Are you serious?
It’s your funeral
Fight tooth and nail
What’s next to the moon?
If you can’t stand the heat, keep out of the kitchen
See you next year
Easy as falling off a log
I gave at the office
Joined at the hip
See ya ’round
No way man
Firing on all cylinders
Nearly jump out of skin
Drive to distraction
Flip the bird
Why paint cats?
Don’t forget units
Don’t give a shoot
See you in church
See what I wanna see
Fate is sealed
You must be joking!
Drag over the coals
Bite the bullet
Oh, for the love of
Drive to do
How the other half lives
Really deep thoughts
Don’t give a rat’s ass
Drive someone bonkers
Drive up the wall
Don’t hate
See which way the cat jumps
Drive someone nuts
Why should the fire die?
Fight a losing battle
What the deuce?
Don’t worry your head about it
Don’t have a leg to stand on
Don’t give a monkey’s
Drive the big bus
Drive to the edge
Faster than a cat lapping chain lightning
Eat like a bird
Nail someone‘s hide to the wall
Forget everything, let’s party
What the butt?
Drive the porcelain bus
How the mighty have fallen
You’re joking!
Not a ghost of a chance
Feed someone a line
My heart bleeds for you
Never been better
Drive up
Dressed to kill
I couldn’t care less
Idiot pills
Drag feet
Drag ass out of somewhere
Not a glimmer
Eat someone alive
No win, no fee
Not to mention
Don’t forget to subscribe
I dread to think
I could tell you but then i’d have to kill you
I wouldn’t put it past
Forget it, shit happens. Drive on.
Drive to drink
What the heck fest?
What the moon brings?
Never darken my door again
Really bad marketing idea
Howling drunk
See ya
I love it!
Forget it, got my orders.
Don’t get your panties in a bunch
Get lost and die
Oh, for cryin’ out loud
Fast and furious
If that don’t fuck all!
I wouldn’t touch with a barge pole
Icing on the cake
What the hack?
See which way the wind is blowing
Forget everything and run
Drunk as a lord
First crack at
Feast one’s eyes on
I blame the cannabis
Why don’t you love me?
Drag down
First hand
Fat and sassy