New World’s Funniest Mad Libs Noun List

bobby pin
oxtongue
cassette deck
house sitter
killer bee
hush puppy
chess piece
penlight
cursive script
rolling paper
shin guard
hall pass
Salisbury steak
sideburn
trash barrel
cargo container
manhattan
cowboy boot
porkpie
ice skate
French door
neck bone
butterbean
baby tooth
paper plate
shotgun shell
goose down
pockmark
mineshaft
peacoat
varicose vein
meat hook
Magic Marker
pain threshold
grocery bag
porkpie hat
rock-and-roll
pothead
bag lady
kneeler
engine block
matchbook
letter opener
soda can
cherry bomb
turkey wing
pearl diver
java
crawl space
babushka
pork roast
streetlight
spray can
earlobe
floorboard
glop
dishrag
half door
Yorkshire terrier
bell-bottoms
hair spray
hair gel
milk shake
plant kingdom
vocal cord
bicycle pump
sport coat
trash bin
stickball
blue jean
deerstalker
meat cleaver
headlamp
corn oil
cigarette butt
golliwog
steel guitar
lurker
paper clip
penny dreadful
zippo
water fountain
squiggle
baddie
cassette player
manhole cover
goalpost
roller skate
hiring freeze
bifocals
flytrap
lightbulb
shoulder holster
paper towel
windshield wiper
anticoagulant
table lamp
brass hat
worktable
air shaft
shinbone
bloodstain
polka dot
away game
eyeful
meatball
lunkhead
dish towel
pantsuit
workspace
nightstick
pillowcase
marzipan
moving van
news article
delivery truck
femoral artery
dog bite
bird sanctuary
kisser
fat cat
cookware
beauty shop
tank top
rice paper
fried egg
seashell
wiper
death mask
sunflower seed
tea set
preteen
crew cut
mouthwash
countertop
cedar chest
body part
bloodsucker
folding chair
Laundromat
cassette
curler
beekeeper
mud puddle
red devil
pair of pliers
wine bottle
eraser
armoire
polo shirt
booby trap
crossword puzzle
honeybee
soap bubble
knitting needle
shade tree
pot roast
whiskey bottle
beer bottle
dishcloth
fire hydrant
shaving cream
yodel
shortbread
piglet
cologne
ticket window
cabdriver
bed linen
rearview mirror
papier-mache
deadbeat
sketchbook
ring finger
egghead
trash can
lambskin
hydrant
fire extinguisher
Dumpster
manhole
cloud cover
German shepherd
safe house
hypodermic needle
traffic light
pushcart
jet engine
Afro
hit man
shopping cart
cigar box
soup kitchen
pliers
choker
pooch
calling card
birdcage
living dead
electric fan
restroom
geezer
Frisbee
mascara
poppet
junkyard
psychopath
birthmark
tennis ball
fingernail
doghouse
cupcake
rabbit hole
sense of purpose
pussycat
mashed potato
stage whisper
peephole
business card
ninja
sweatshirt
game show
welder
emergency landing
bagel
crew member
doorknob
life force
wolfman
Slovenian
bikini
bullet hole
french fries
apocalypse
coffee table
rubber band
anchorman
plastic bag
telephone booth
frogman
hardcover
sleeping bag
counterweight
tinfoil
britches
night shift
fedora
teakettle
collarbone
sawhorse
tugboat
whitefish
avocado
trench warfare
fang
carousel
chinchilla
love letter
werewolf
electric chair
ragamuffin
bathrobe
black belt
night school
tourniquet
hot dog
cockroach
weirdness
bookworm
ex-husband
gargoyle
ghoul
seesaw
Pied Piper
unmentionable
ventriloquist
mailbox
pickup truck
poser
jellyfish
sympathizer
Excalibur
rainstorm
fingerprint
sunflower
gas station
bookshelf
porthole
headlight
doorman
geisha
oil lamp
armpit
zombie
saxophonist
shoestring
wasteland
throwback
question mark
Capricorn
raincoat
truck driver
streetcar
redhead
machete
saxophone
holster
Disneyland
plywood
paper bag
security guard
Statue of Liberty
lipstick
olive branch
silver dollar
by-product
briefcase
firearm
trash
fleck
trawler
Samaritan
dollar bill
whisker
soap opera
toothpick
rooftop
dumpling
emergency room
movie star
palm tree
heater
audition
skyscraper
bathtub
teacup
nicotine
raccoon
shotgun
perpetrator
bouncer
henchman
trowel
long shot
carton
nightgown
wheelchair
town house
bookstore
morgue
booze
caterpillar
penguin
gunshot
footprint
eyebrow
sneeze
horseshoe
centurion
refrigerator
stabbing
little finger
narrator
blizzard
razor
puppy
Hell
ammonia
nickel
filth
bottle
peacock
whiskey
aircraft
hammer
monkey
shepherd
bullet
cannon