Off The Cuff list of spastic adjectives

Yes, it is true that many of these words are also nouns, but they can be used as adjectives for a comic effect. These words are versatile!

Masculine
Sneaky
Nasty
Intentional
Extension
Jelly-like
Inadvertent
Out-sized
Incredible
Pleasant
Graffiti
Dead
Hippie
Predator
Untangled
Intentional
Local
Trimmed
Spastic
Shifted
Panicked
Sloppy
Independent
Low-Grade
Goliath
Snide
Skimming
Fluttering
Unwanted
Classy
Open-Minded
Interior
Yelling
Thumping
Leaving
Mixed-Up
Panic
Transistor
Cramped
Skinny
Ventriloquist
Hiding
Ankle-Deep
Wriggling
Unbroken
Knocking
Moon
Supervisor
Smallish
Possessed
Unmelted
Sprinting
Quitter
Teacup
Considerate
Headless
Coyote
Bad Guy
Thunderous
Accomplished
Tall
Emotionless
Lucky
Beatnik
Rolling
Moldy
East River
Hypnotist
Entire
Contrary
Night School
Big
Junkyard
Slack
Slithering
Washed-Out
Brown-Haired
Hypnotized
Passion
Island
Disappointing
Fistful
Deafening
Spiky
Singsong
Tiny
Switched
Proud
Fire
Halfhearted
Disneyland
Crazed
Hung
Psychopath
Naked
Heavyset
Fanged
Shifted
Glistening
Personable
Barrel
Light-Skinned
Punk
Scattered
Medium
Ghoulish
Camouflage
Leash
Canine
Hispanic
Passionate
Potential
Barreled
Slovenian
Wise Guy
Hardcover
Heated Up
Kitchen
Acknowledged
Devoted
Doughy
Heavyweight
Blurry
Replaced
Grumpy
Tranquil
Allergic
Amish
Truck Driver
Goddamned
Postmenopausal
Possessive
Anticoagulant
Canyon
Forgettable
Pop In
Cockroach
Unreadable
Centurion
Sobbing
Exaggerated
Alley
Constant
Oxtongue
Overshadowed
Carried
Muggy
Ramp
Bipolar
Barefoot
Banging
Flytrap
Lapdog
Waived
Unreasonable
Separate
Beach
Pet
Larger-Than-Life
Stupid
Kosher
Lost
Brownstone
Savage
Eleven
Warning
Pinkish
Wiser
Indeterminate
Research
Contortionist
Button-Down
Appreciation
Werewolf
Wrapping
Junky
Liver-Colored
Clipped
Decadent
Tattered
Questioned
Blemished
Inaudible
Extension
Cover Up
Bleary
Smelling
Five-Spot
Mistreated
Remembered
Millennial
Imagined
Miracle
Uncommon
Counter
Squatting
Commandant
Squealed
Subsection
Deflated
Horror
Drunker
Mismatched
Bratty
Possessed
Close
Belligerent
Hysteric
Straight
Winey
Clawed
Bleeding
Sewer
Silly
Smiley
Block
Puking
Testing
Unique
Bald
Fine
Squeamish
Boogie
Hiding
Filthy
Matchbook
Foxy
Marking
Mannish
Coppery
Chromosomal
Pistachio
Argyle
Neighborhood
Lip-Sync
North
Curious
Imagined
Blackout
Polaroid
Wildest
Ranting
Problem
Extended
Catatonic
Ham-Handed
Red Devil
Bad
Traumatic
Nubby
Conventional
Rotten
Guzzling
Fallen
Unbroken
Slick
Jacuzzi
Open-Eyed
Drowsing
Uncombed
Slowing
Combing
Honeycombed
Freak
Subconscious
Small
Weepy
Fear
Coney Island
Thunderous
Chubby
Sucker
Crescent-Shaped
Final
Yellow-Gray
Paranoid
Under Fire
Loved
Bookstore
Worsened
Longish
Test
Jumping
Botchy
Blurry
Universalist
Harlem
Reverse
Living Dead
Chromosomal
Killer
Subjunctive
Jumpy
Aboveground
Lubricated
Clownish
Super
Unanswered
Spraying
One-On-One
Spattering
Surrounded
Effective
Brooklyn
Retarded
Inconsiderate
Impermanent
Giant
Puerto Rican
Surfing
Razor
Honey-Colored
Punctual
Constructed
Screwy
Starving
Fattish
Blond
Preteen
Revealing
North
Mine shaft
Harshly
Rushed
Hell
Careful
Drugged
Sheltered
Dark-Haired
Biting
Underground
Piercing
Slow Motion
Critical
Negotiable
Peeper
Dead Set
Unconscious
Unmentionable
Massive
Charmed
Suspended
Dead End
Dracula
Disgusting
Transparent
Stacked
Copyright
Cleaning
Local
Ugly
Believable
Relaxation
Scattered
Spun
Kinky
Maximum
Reset
Dislocated
Wolfman
Whispered
Samaritan
Connected
Defined
Adolescent
Marijuana
Tatty
Zen
Revived
Spaced-Out
Grilling
Neon
Halloween
Transformed
Leftover
Loving
Drop Dead
Joke
Patchouli
Peaked
Crew Cut
Merged
Compassionate
Clydesdale
Reverse
Psychotic
Public
Bare-Assed
Mnemonic
Transition
Missing
Staring
Shaving
Reddish-Brown
Miracle
Pushing
Sticky
Draped
Drunk
Connected
Beefy
Cardboard
Greaser
Guilty
Off The Cuff
Idiot
Powerful
Reserved
Ratty
Takedown
Gratitude
Droopy
Eyeless
Seltzer
Queasy
Decedent
Hurting
Unbuckled
Toy
Parting
Night
Papier-Mache
Eleven
Twelve
Hard
Holy
Inmate
Smokin
Whiskery
Waxy
Decapitated
Rude
Movie Star
Proud
Sympathizer
Resting
Lambskin
Killing
Bowery
Flying
Salty
Forever
Cavalier
Gunman
Effective
Licking
Coincidental
Breathing
Projectile
Apocalypse
Horn-Rimmed
Weird
Pounded
Encyclopedic
Pretty
Pickup
Limber
United
Unisex
Pint-Sized
Three-Dimensional
Shadow
Needing
Nauseated
Screaming
Gargoyle
Jaybird
Repetitive
Publisher
Irrational
Muted
Gazing
Beat-Up
Openhanded
Looney
Unique
Skeletal
Seagoing
Slingshot
Sourpuss
Uterine
Required
Cookie
Spun
Blaring
Transformed
Uppercut
Ambrosial
adj
Whacked
Married
Grand
Snaky
Ferocious
Collapsed
Unchartered
Careful
Unmistakable
Mad
Yiddish
Hypodermic
Undisputed
Football-Shaped
Rust-Colored
Overdressed
Little
Achy
Likely
Untucked
Ragamuffin
Thinking
Minimalist
Egghead
Henchman
Cute
Backup
Wildest
Southern
Redneck
Sticking
Loved
Tinfoil
Wormy
Southern
Raped
Snapshot
Hobbit
Security
Keyless
Unaffected
Considerable
Redhead
Lipstick
Backstage
Cliche
Vinyl
Security
Concrete
Overcrowded
Bowling
Lousy
Yugoslavian
Helpless
Generational
Unchartered
Overshadowed
Surrounded
Upside-Down
Weakling
Satisfied
Animalistic
Interlaced
Chiseled
Pussycat
Bothered
Absorbing
Yankee-Doodle
Peeling
Rice Paper
Tremendous
Fire
Matching
Relaxed
Non
Pants
Tattered
Confident
Copyright
Pervert
Snow-Capped
Uncluttered
Coffin
Paisley
Maneuvered
Light-Headed
Maximum
Low-Key
Locker
Sweating
Massive
Prior
Beautiful
Undocumented
Scary
Scrawny
Peeled
Compassionate
Sketchbook
Dead
Zombie
Donated
Relaxed
Transitional
Teeny
Autistic
Island
Smiling
Curled
Openmouthed
Gumming
Crazed
Red
Critical
Compassion
Amble
Perverse
Boring
Chickenshit
35th
Illegal
Fizzing
Huffy
Motioning
Honest-To-Goodness
Clipped
Unreliable
Organized
Punchline
Vicious
Unwrinkled
Passenger
Incredible
Overcrowded
Tempo
Subsection
Questioned
Redheaded
Disorderly
Lamplit
Chummy
Elbowing
Boozy
Unlawful
Dramatic
Stinking
Groovy
Wilting
Selfish
Institutional
Apple-Sized
Stabbing
Strapped
Scraping
Stinky
Oversexed
Frizzy
Slow
Outgoing
Necromancer
Organized
Wobbly
Drop Down
War
Satanic
Unanswered
Incandescent
Developing
Sexual
Heart-Shaped
Bugged
Raunchy
Dried
Yard
Gross
Tunnel
Creepy
Sprinting
Macrame
Room Temperature
Disgusted
Armpit
Lost
Blessed
Glistening
Cobwebby
Cold Turkey
Uploading
Switched
Freedom Fighter
Dumpling
Uncommon
Tripled
Zombie
Soupy
Confident
Ravenous
Fantasy
Demonstrative
Countless
Backward
Coin-Operated
Rubbed
Kicking
Strange
Hi-Fi
Vomit
Two-Dimensional
Linguistics
Sleeping
Mealymouthed
Asshole
Following
Sticking
Sticking Out
Pocket
Oversized
Stuffed
Pain In The Ass
Scratched
Embraced
Untangled
Signal
Sheltered
Village
Undercut
Vacationing
Bouncy
Dimensional
Unstable
Excess
Jungle Gym
Reflexive
Worktable
Punk
Light-Blue
Marijuana
Shiny
Bucktooth
Shotgun
Tacky
Devil